April 19, 2004
Dance Bitch Dance!
The World Canine Freestyle Organization scares me. These people are completely nuts. They pay $800--$2,500 for some loon ("canine freestyle trainers") to teach their dog how to dance. Then the dog competes with other dancing dogs. This is a world-wide phenomenon. (I wonder if leg humping is discouraged. Because, technically, if Fido got the urge to thrust during "Dirrty," wouldn't that be considered, I don't know, proper?) I have a cat. He eats bugs. So there.
Posted by Jeanne Fury at April 19, 2004 10:53 AM | TrackBack