October 04, 2004
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
This time of the year can be especially perilous for members and fans of the Boston Red Stockings organization. Some of these people are our friends and loved ones, and we cannot abandon them to their cruel and inevitable Fate. So, please—if you see a Red Stocking or one of their followers making the motion pictured above, please get professional medical help. Do not giggle. We cannot cure this disease at its root, but we can help the afflicted to stay alive and live fulfilling lives. Stay alert and memorize all emergency phone numbers.
PS: If Pedro rolls up in here with another beaner, his little crew of elves better protect their fucking necks. Don Zimmer DOES NOT PLAY.
