Have you ever tried, while engaged in the act of eating Veggie Booty, to stop eating the Veggie Booty? That shit is pee-stream-cutoff-style impossible.
When I think of being unable to restrain an urge, I think of Britt Barton Lindsay. Blog of the year, unless you pussies step up your game. Hard up for inspiration? I suggest huffing Krylon and joining the Olympic bobsled team.
Posted by Sasha at February 11, 2005 07:59 PM | TrackBack