January 15, 2004

ASSBASKETS DRAFT VETERAN SPAZ--SFJ

Spilled glass of wine ("Woo-hoo! it's 5! my piece is done!") on laptop yesterday. Shook computer vigorously, distributing liquid evenly through the innards. Turned power on and off quickly, sending charges through all the newly conductive surfaces. Baked own cake, shot own foot, fucked scene up royally.

Have a nice day and post lots of good things on your own sites. Remember: If you spill shit on your computer, unplug it, don't touch it and let it dry. Don't be a powerguard for the Assbaskets like me.

Posted by Sasha at January 15, 2004 12:48 PM | TrackBack