March 15, 2005

LIVE FROM CITIBANK, ON E!

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At the Citibank on the corner, five minutes ago: Two guys were working the "paid door-opener" routin, trying to step up their chat to cadge more change. A couple of customers entered.

DOORMAN 1: Have you seen Ray Charles?

CUSTOMER: Ray Charles is dead.

DOORMAN 1: No, but the movie is alive!

DOORMAN 2: We can't verify that. It's a movie.

Posted by Sasha at March 15, 2005 05:01 PM | TrackBack