January 13, 2006

PROPHECY

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The uptown "express" was crawling. A man, who said he was from Africa, was preaching with a Bible in his hand. He said that he had seen people eat grass. "Have you ever seen a man eat grass?" he asked us. "The grass runs out, and then all you have is dirt." He likened homosexuals to seedless grapes and said that iPods were hurting our frontal lobes. "These rappers, nothing good ever comes out of their brains." He said that this week's unseasonably warm weather and the European union were both predicted in the Bible. Before he got off at Union Square, he said "Time is running out."

This is another kind of preaching. (Link courtesy of Ben.)

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