April 17, 2007



Co-signing on Sean Fennessey, here. What person said “No, that’s no good, leave it off.”? A COCONUTS PERSON. Though, um: Why does Timbaland, at the very end of the track, call people who are looking for this song “bitches”? Is he calling gently to ladies who like him? Or is he using the more familiar, derogatory version of the word to insult his fans? Either way, Timbaland’s work here reinforces his position as a) producer of the century and b) least appealing performer in pop music.

A question for other in-house salespersons: Why wasn’t “U + Ur Hand” the first single? U R OPERATING NEAR INHALANTS BUT STILL ALLOWED TO SIGN CHECKS. YPER GENIUS.

Posted by Sasha at April 17, 2007 10:23 AM | TrackBack