September 12, 2007
GHOSTWRITERS
I don’t bite other kids’ material. The subject quoted below is not my child.
[SCENE: Academic party with faculty, students, and children present.]
“Hey, do you have any brothers or sisters?”
“No, but there’s a sister in my mommy’s tummy.”
“Does she have a name?”
“No.”
“Do you have any ideas?”
“Yes.”
“…..”
“…..”
“What are they?”
“I have three.”
“…..”
“…..”
“What are the names you came up with?”
“Evil Fire, Tammy and Ron.”
“One of those is much better than the others.”
“Yes. Ron.”
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