January 31, 2009

who is on twitter


people who are just back from a really awesome run

people who are involved with “computers”


DJs at the airport

DJs who are drunk

people who don’t have anyone’s email address

people who are mad at television

people who have forgotten how to email

people who have forgotten how to text

people who are involved in “social networking” and optimizing the power of re-Tweeting and “computers”

people who can’t find a reasonable picture of themselves

people who really like the news

DJs at the airport

people who are hungry


people who are cold

people who are back from an OK run

people who can’t figure out what to feed their kids

Shaquille O’Neal

people who have never seen snow

Rachel Maddow

forty-five people I’ve never heard of who all invented the internet

people who are concerned about the collapse of the publishing industry

people who like Battlestar Galactica

rappers who are eating food


people who are about to go for a run

DJs who want to know where you are

people who are mad at Twitter

people who are mad at rappers

a nun


(revised 2.1.09, with advice from @leh4 and @slarkpope.)

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