March 23, 2005
LADYFLASHDANCE
"Who's got dance moves? If I like what you're doing, I'm going to copy you. OK, you over there, with the hands! Nice!"
How long till the Ninja solo album? (Also feeling The Apes: crochet, masks, Sabbath, Funkadelic, beards, and no "fake insane" routine.)
Am I as mad as this guy? Sort of, but I can't be as brutal in my disappointment. Like a drug in a blood, this question cannot be extracted cleanly and then laser-kaplowed out of my confliction. Motherfucker is my son's hero. Angry doesn't take me anywhere.
We wish David Newgarden a speedy recovery—he was reportedly struck by a car in London yesterday, and his leg was broken. He's one of the best in the game, and I am getting very tired of good people being hit by cars in London.
Mazel tov to Lisa Gidley and Douglas Wolk, Drema and Joe Gross, all new members of the Insane People Who Have Helped Sire Children club. What we are thinking, I don't know. Oh, wait, yes I do:
