July 22, 2004



Because we are so much more cheap and hungry for approval than Alex, we will bow out today with a patriotic song, sung by the dusted alien cat pictured above. God bless Carlos Delgado. Stand up? Nah, Radioheads, sit down:

Excerpts from the Jadakiss composition, "Why"

"Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?
Why them dudes ain't ridin' if they're part of your set?
Why would niggaz push pounds and powder?
Why did Bush knock down the towers?
Why they gotta open your package and read your mail?
Why they stop lettin' niggaz get degrees in jail?
Why did crack have to hit so hard even though it's almost over?
Why niggaz can't get no jobs?
Why they come up with the witness protection?
Why they let The Terminator win the election?
Why sell in the stores what you can sell in the streets?
Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get a Oscar?
Why Denzel have to be crooked before he took it?
Why they didn't make the CL6 wit a clutch?
Why you forcin' you to be hard?
Why ain't you a thug by choice?
Why the whole world love my voice?
Why try to tell 'em that it's the flow son?
And you know why they made the new twentiesó
'cause I got all the old ones."

Posted by Sasha at July 22, 2004 05:35 PM | TrackBack