April 27, 2005
LIFTER PULLER
[Buttering.]
"Dad, will my English Muffin speak English?"
"No, I don't think so."
"Good."
[Rubbing head.]
"Dad, you don't have so much hair."
[Rubbing beard.]
"How do your spikes get colors? Do you dye them?"
"Nope, it just happens."
"Well, I haven't heard much about that."
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