August 24, 2007
ALL DIALOGUE GUARANTEED
[American stops two young Politie officers on bicycles.]
“Pardon me. Thank you for stopping. Do you know where the Stedelijk Museum is?” [Incredibly famous museum.]
LADY POLITIE: “No.”
MAN POLITIE: [Takes out map and looks at it.] “It is not on my map. I am sorry, no. You will have to ask someone else.”
“I’ve asked five people. I thought the police might know.”
MAN POLITIE: [Laughing.] “No.”
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