March 29, 2008
L'ENFER!
You were maybe not thinking that the dude who rhymed on this track looks like that dude in the pinky purple shirt up there. But those dudes are one dude.
Also! "Ha, ha—French-Canadian dancehall! What do they do, play hockey and bogle? Ha ha ha ha ha internet."
YES. THEY DO.
March 28, 2008
March 26, 2008
YOU’RE ALL, LIKE, “YO, DOG, YOUR IMEEM PLAYER IS KINDA PITCHY,”
and I’m all, like, “I’m working on my first muxtape. You haven’t exhausted ‘Lobegrinder’ or “Smokesetack Lightning,’ anyway. I know. Try the Hudson Mohawke tracks. They’re short.”
March 25, 2008
MOTHER'S DAYS
There will have to be widespread change in moms and their momness for this resource to lose its very deep catalog.
March 24, 2008
“THE DAY I GOT CREEPED OUT. (AT A BASEBALL GAME!)”
“It was the bottom of the last inning. My team, the Angels, were trailing 8 to 6. I led off. The first pitch was a ball. So was the next. The next pitch, however, was a strike. Then, on the next next pitch, i connected. A single! The next batter, charlie, on the first pitch, hit a single! The next batter, vinzenz, hit a double, scoring me and charlie! The score was 8 to 8! We only need a hit to win the game! The next batter, martin, (Mar-teen) hit a single! We won the game!! why i got creeped out? all 4 of us used my bat, now called the bat of happy creepyness.”
March 18, 2008
WHY ISN'T KANYE ON THIS LIST? OR BRITA FILTERS?
Yes, this is getting emailed around like crazy. I hope ego trip is getting a cut of this blog paper.
March 17, 2008
WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT AN ARTWORK IS ABSTRACT?
“It means that you draw the thing you see but not the exact same way.”
What is the one part of the painting that is different from what you observed?
“I made the nest that the birds were in a donut.”
March 06, 2008
NEW YORK IS BURNING
And I live by the river. More to the point, though, I never work this late or come in this early. But what about late night trippers at the Hard Rock? Europa Cafe fans going big? The core ESPN Zone audience?
March 04, 2008
YOU DID FORGET ABOUT HIM, DOG
Randy Jackson unable to distinguish between Jim Kerr (alive) and Michael Hutchence (not). More John Hughes in your Netflix queue, dog!
UPDATE: More here on “Idol,” and a related post by Ben Greenman.
