[redacted] revisionism [redacted] but the [redacted]: James Yancey is the Tupac of backpackers.
HOLY CRAP MY KID HAS ONE OF THESE GAMES—THEY LOOK JUST LIKE REAL PEOPLE ESPECIALLY IN THAT DRIVING ONE EXCEPT I DON'T THINK YOU CAN REALLY HIT A GARBAGE CAN AND KEEP MOVING.
WHY DIDN'T THEY GIVE AMY ADAMS A SET AND GAY GUYS? WHERE'S PHIL COLLINS?
HOW LONG HAS THAT MCDONALD'S AD BEEN ON? THAT'S NOT FAIR.
SHE'S FRENCH AND SHE'S NOT A TEENAGER!
INDIE ROCK REVENGE! EAT CZECH-IRISH DIRT, CODY!
JON STEWART IS FUNNY!
ROGER DEAKINS GETS PWNED! UNCOOL!
INGMAR BERGMAN IS DEAD, SISSIES!
OH MY GOD THE WORST THING EVER HAPPENED AND I STILL CAN'T BE MAD BECAUSE SHE CRIED AND WAS KIND OF GRACIOUS. THERE GOES MY SCHADENFREUDE.
(WHAT WAS GARY BUSEY'S DATE BUSY NOT DOING?)
Lindsay Lohan nude or Schnabel nude? Homage or ripoff? Better in natural light or by candlelight? And which is more likely to end up in a New Yorker's dreams?
But Britney has a rug, which you apparently can. (It may be a beach towel.)
Season Four is ON! Best episode since, um, finale of Season Three? So, not really so impressive, BECAUSE "LOST" IS ALWAYS GOOD.
Exceptions: Reddick's dialogue was "Lethal Weapon" bad guy talk. (But I guess we don't have to worry about this anymore.) Why no furniture in Evil Headquarters? Does Hawaii not have furniture? And how beat-up can Ben get before he becomes a rump roast?
Out with "I drink your milkshake!" and in with "I HAVE A MAN ON YOUR BOAT."
(Images from the excellent new Chiharu Shiota exhibit at Goff + Rosenthal.)
(QB & Griz Design.)
If you are planning to write about Nairobi this weekend, Binyavanga Wainaina has some tips.